The Funve

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, parachutin’, demolition double cap crimpin’ Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by’s, four by’s, six by’s. Those big motherfuckers that bend and go TSH TSH when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover. I’m a fighter. I’m a UDT Navy Seal diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers boys.”

- LONE SURVIVOR

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

2dmirage:

True story.

2dmirage:

True story.

gingermilitia623:

God I love kids

gingermilitia623:

God I love kids

craykorray:

D’awww.

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

hoplite-operator:

rjtheradnosereindeer:

hoplite-operator:

dogpoundgangsters:

dogpoundgangsters:

How to properly lay down scunion with the 240

Confused why the m14 video has more notes than this haha. Don’t you people love the 240?!

Missed it. 240>

I’M WALKIN’ ON SUNSHINE, WOOOOAH OH OHH!

This is actually one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

collegehumor:

Greatest. Freakout. Ever.

Watch —> Dad Destroys His Son’s Video Games With a Lawn Mower

This is just great!